Friday, August 2, 2013

Taylor Swift - "Trouble" UMVC3 Parody - "Soul Fist (The Morrigan Song)"

-Verse 1-
I'm playing Marvel 3
and I don't know who to choose
because you lock in Morrigan
and then I see you picking Doom
you chipped all of my bar
and now I'm raging everyday
and I can't seem to adjust
because I'm losing every game
with Soul fist on the ground
and missiles in the sky
I don't know how to block
and so I'm dying all the time
and now I rage
and now I rage
and now I rage rage rage rage everyday

as the timer runs down
and you chip me out
and I realize... I rage quit every round

-Chorus-
Cause I knew you'd spam Soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
you soul fist in places I've never been
until you knocked me down oh
I knew you'd spam soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
I can never get passed your Morrigan
and now I'm dying on the cold hard ground

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

-Verse 2-
No more agony
don't let him see you cry
I'm fed up with this game
and I don't even want to try
Now I feel so helpless
because I don't know what to do
just how can anyone win Mahvel
against Morrigan and Doom
but here comes Justin Wong
and he's down against Chris G
it's looking pretty grim
because he's lost all of his team
but I think he's gonna win
I know he's gonna win
best believe in Justin Wong
Because he is the comeback king

as the timer runs out
and he's hyping up the crowd
and I realize I'm jumping up and down

-Chorus-
Cause I knew you'd spam Soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
you soul fist in places I've never been
until you knocked me down oh
I knew you'd spam soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
I can never get passed your Morrigan
and now I'm dying on the cold hard ground

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist





Saturday, June 15, 2013

Flo Rida - "Whistle" UMVC3 Parody - "Foot Dive (The Doctor Doom Song)"

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Verse 1-
Yeah, I got myself a PHD
In kicking your ass
Cuz you think you know combos
But I know you just mash
Mash mash on the button
Try play with a stick
But doom is a champion
He can play with his dick
Marvel all day
From dusk to dawn
As I'm beating down Wesker with my rock hard on
Keep away all day
As the timer runs down
Eat my photon array
And sit your ass back down
You can find me hip hoppin'
Across the whole screen
Because my tri-dash is godlike
And my cape is green
Hidden missile in my pocket
You like my little rockets
Sit back and relax
Because you know you can't stop it  

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Verse 2-
Foot dive, foot dive, foot dive I'm the leader
I don't care if you bitch, you can call me a cheater
Now can I please get a little bit of meter?
Somebody tell Ammy that I don't want to feed her
I don't mean to be rude
But it's not my job
She's my THC bitch
Literally she's a dog
Okami shuffle full screen
With hyper combo team
I'll super jump in the air
Cuz I don't need no fucking wings
Better watch out for the skies
I'm coming down on your face
You wanna eat my feet
Here I'll let you have a taste
Foot dive
One more time
Foot dive
From the sky
Foot dive
Foot dive
Foot dive
Foot dive!

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Bridge-
Go on Strider you can work it
Let me see you teleport dive kick
I’mma sit back, while you drop it
Cuz I love the way you dive kick, dive kick, dive kick to me
Yeah, Wesker let that Foot dive knock you down now
Watch my food dive knock you to the ground

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby

Here we go

Sunday, August 26, 2012

"LMFAO - "Party Rock Anthem" Parody" - "Timber's Army Anthem(The Timbers Song)"

-Chorus-
Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-Wen gonna have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-wen gonna have a good time
Going crazy cuz it's soccer time
We just wanna see you...

Kick that!

-Verse-
Down in Portland the Timber's rock
You looking for some action we at the top
Nonstop while we're on the run
Feet moving so fast, yeah we're number one
And where the players, I gots to know
Tights socks, loose shirt, yeah we in control
Half White, Green white soccer hat
And our mascot, lumber jack
GOAL!
We're scoring all these goals
With Zizzo
We got that devilish team
Know what I mean
We're screaming
The timber's rock!
Yeah that's the crew that I'm reppin'
As I'm cheering for Mckenzie, Miller, Powell, and Gleeson

-Chorus-
Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-wen gonna have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Portland gonna have a good time
Going crazy cuz it's soccer time
We just wanna see you...

Kick that!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

"The Federer Song" - Bruno Mars "Lazy Song" Parody Lyrics

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer

We wanna let Roger know we're his number one fans
Turn on the TV and cheer for our man
Another slam we know that he can

I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling with my racket
Watch the ATP so he can teach me how to smack it
Cuz on the court Fed is the freaking man
He’s done it, he’s won it, and he’ll do it once again

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

Yeah he might be father, but he's not retired yet
He's a really nice guy
Played some really nice sets
And when he wins a point he'll shout come on!
Yeah he might mess around hit a drop shot or a tweener
He can smash the balls at the guys wiener
But fed is just too classy of a guy
He's done it, he's won it, and he'll do it once again!

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

He'll just strut in his vapor tours, because we know that Nike rules
La la la la la la la la la la
Plays with twins in the afternoon, and Wimbledon in June!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah , yeah, yeah


We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

Cuz you're the best

Cuz you're the best

Monday, August 20, 2012

"Zombies on the Street" - Adele "Rolling in the Deep" Parody Lyrics

There are zombies walking on the street
They're eating human flesh, and to them we're bags of meat
Violently they will rip your skin to shreds
If you want to kill them, you must shoot them in the head

See how they'll eat every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that they will do
There are zombies walking on the street
They're eating human flesh, and to them we're bags of meat

The sound of your gun it leads them to us
They keep on coming and attacking us in hordes
The smell of your guts it leads them to us
They keep on coming

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Damn those Zombies for killing all I love
Watch out they'll bite you so don't get too goddamn close
Arm yourself and get ammo for you guns
Look for a silencer cuz sound can't be undone

(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
The sound of your gun it leads them to us
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They keep on coming and attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
The smell of your guts it leads them to us
They keep on coming
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
Zombies on the street
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
Leave you dying, while you're bleeding

Please remember that zombies aren't alive
We have to kill them all if we're going to survive
Killing zombies it seems that's all I know
But we can make it through this mess if we keep a little hope

(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Attacking us in hordes
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
In hordes, in hordes, in hordes, in hordes
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
Attacking us in Hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brain
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, you dying, you dying, on the street

Friday, June 24, 2011

“It’s Doomsday Night (Run For Your Life)” - Katy Perry "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" Parody Lyrics

-Verse 1-
There's a zombie in my bed
Gotta shoot it in the head
Blood spilt all over the floor
Gotta barricade the door
Need a second just to breathe
Make sure this is not a dream
I see outside in the yard
Zombies rip my dad apart

My whole family's dead
And I don't know what to do
I'm scared
Zombies run the town
And I'm pretty sure I’m screwed

Damn

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People running to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)

-Verse 2-
I creep out into the hall
See a zombie by the wall
Aim the gun right at its head
Miss and hit the wall instead
So I turn around and run
And try to reload my gun
Oh no that was my last shell
That was such an epic fail

I run out the house
But I don't know where to go
I'm scared
Zombies on the street
So I'm pretty sure I'm screwed

F*ck

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People heading to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night


-Bridge-
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People heading to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Tennis Star" - Katy Perry "Firework" Parody Lyrics


- Verse 1-
Do you ever feel
Like a tennis ball
You're tossed in the air
Just waiting for the fall

Do you ever feel
Your strings about to break
Playing tennis with
Somebody that you hate

Do you ever feel
A monster deep inside
When you lose a point
You'll find a reason just to fight

But over time you know
Your game will grow
And you'll light up the court

You just gotta believe

Dig deep
And move your feet
Hit through the ball
Now you look like Nadal!

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go oh oh oh
Now you're looking like a pro

-Verse 2 -
You don't have to fear
Playing at the net
Just put the ball away
And then you win the set

If they lob over you
You know what to do
Just hit between your legs
'Cause that's what pros do

Have you ever choked
When you're about to break
But they get in your head
And then you make a bad mistake

But you should know we still

Believe in you
When you're love-forty down

You just gotta believe

Dig deep
And move your feet
Hit through the ball
Now you look like Nadal!

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go oh oh oh
Now you're looking like a pro

-Bridge-
Boom Boom Boom
Even brighter than the moon moon moon

There's a champ inside of you you you
You just gotta let him through

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go Oh, Oh, Oh
Now you're looking like a pro



Boom, boom, boom
There's a champ inside of you, you, you
Boom, boom, boom
There's a champ inside of you, you, you