Friday, June 24, 2011

“It’s Doomsday Night (Run For Your Life)” - Katy Perry "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" Parody Lyrics

-Verse 1-
There's a zombie in my bed
Gotta shoot it in the head
Blood spilt all over the floor
Gotta barricade the door
Need a second just to breathe
Make sure this is not a dream
I see outside in the yard
Zombies rip my dad apart

My whole family's dead
And I don't know what to do
I'm scared
Zombies run the town
And I'm pretty sure I’m screwed

Damn

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People running to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)

-Verse 2-
I creep out into the hall
See a zombie by the wall
Aim the gun right at its head
Miss and hit the wall instead
So I turn around and run
And try to reload my gun
Oh no that was my last shell
That was such an epic fail

I run out the house
But I don't know where to go
I'm scared
Zombies on the street
So I'm pretty sure I'm screwed

F*ck

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People heading to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)
This doomsday night


-Bridge-
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life
Run for your life

-Chorus-
Its doomsday night
People heading to the mall
Driving fast in all their cars
But they crash into a wall

Its doomsday night
Everyone is full of fright
Watch out for the zombie bite
They eat everything in sight

Its doomsday night
People running through the park
Getting eaten in the dark
And they killed my best friend mark

Its doomsday night
Zombies eating human flesh
And they're never gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This doomsday night
(Running for our lives)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Tennis Star" - Katy Perry "Firework" Parody Lyrics


- Verse 1-
Do you ever feel
Like a tennis ball
You're tossed in the air
Just waiting for the fall

Do you ever feel
Your strings about to break
Playing tennis with
Somebody that you hate

Do you ever feel
A monster deep inside
When you lose a point
You'll find a reason just to fight

But over time you know
Your game will grow
And you'll light up the court

You just gotta believe

Dig deep
And move your feet
Hit through the ball
Now you look like Nadal!

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go oh oh oh
Now you're looking like a pro

-Verse 2 -
You don't have to fear
Playing at the net
Just put the ball away
And then you win the set

If they lob over you
You know what to do
Just hit between your legs
'Cause that's what pros do

Have you ever choked
When you're about to break
But they get in your head
And then you make a bad mistake

But you should know we still

Believe in you
When you're love-forty down

You just gotta believe

Dig deep
And move your feet
Hit through the ball
Now you look like Nadal!

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go oh oh oh
Now you're looking like a pro

-Bridge-
Boom Boom Boom
Even brighter than the moon moon moon

There's a champ inside of you you you
You just gotta let him through

-Chorus-
'Cause baby you're a tennis star
Show ‘em just how tough you are
Make 'em go Oh, Oh, Oh
As you’re headed for the sky

Baby you’re a tennis star
Come on, smack that yellow ball
Hear ‘em go Oh, Oh, Oh
Now you're looking like a pro



Boom, boom, boom
There's a champ inside of you, you, you
Boom, boom, boom
There's a champ inside of you, you, you

Disneyland - B.o.B Bruno Mars "Billionaire" Parody Lyrics

-Chorus-
I wanna go to Disneyland
so frickin' bad
ride on all the rides with mom and dad
I wanna be in the front seat of
the space mountain ride
gazin' at the stars through both my eyes
and then when we all step outside
we watch the fireworks at night (yeah yeah)
stay in the city every night, oh right, i swear
I'd come here every year
cuz i love disneyland

-Verse 1-
Yeah I would go to Disneyland if I could only afford it
working part time 'cause college is important
trying to make room for my family and friends
as i'm studying for my midterms and my finals exams but
when i go to sleep i can dream of Disneyland
walk up to Mickey Mouse and holding his hand
watch the fireworks as they pop out at night
and I'd be having so much fun here despite-
the fact i have a life outside of this dream
where everybody else seems oh so mean
but when i go to sleep i can ride on all the rides
eat the giant turkey legs every single night!

-Chorus 2-
Oh every time we step outside!
we watch the fireworks at night (yeah yeah)
stay in the city every night! oh right, i swear
I'd come here every year
cuz i love Disneyland!
(insert ohs here)
cuz i love Disneyland!
(insert ohs here)
cuz i love Disneyland!