Friday, August 2, 2013

Taylor Swift - "Trouble" UMVC3 Parody - "Soul Fist (The Morrigan Song)"

-Verse 1-
I'm playing Marvel 3
and I don't know who to choose
because you lock in Morrigan
and then I see you picking Doom
you chipped all of my bar
and now I'm raging everyday
and I can't seem to adjust
because I'm losing every game
with Soul fist on the ground
and missiles in the sky
I don't know how to block
and so I'm dying all the time
and now I rage
and now I rage
and now I rage rage rage rage everyday

as the timer runs down
and you chip me out
and I realize... I rage quit every round

-Chorus-
Cause I knew you'd spam Soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
you soul fist in places I've never been
until you knocked me down oh
I knew you'd spam soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
I can never get passed your Morrigan
and now I'm dying on the cold hard ground

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

-Verse 2-
No more agony
don't let him see you cry
I'm fed up with this game
and I don't even want to try
Now I feel so helpless
because I don't know what to do
just how can anyone win Mahvel
against Morrigan and Doom
but here comes Justin Wong
and he's down against Chris G
it's looking pretty grim
because he's lost all of his team
but I think he's gonna win
I know he's gonna win
best believe in Justin Wong
Because he is the comeback king

as the timer runs out
and he's hyping up the crowd
and I realize I'm jumping up and down

-Chorus-
Cause I knew you'd spam Soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
you soul fist in places I've never been
until you knocked me down oh
I knew you'd spam soul fist when you tagged in
you chipped me out now
I can never get passed your Morrigan
and now I'm dying on the cold hard ground

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist

Soul Fist
Soul Fist
Soul Fist





Saturday, June 15, 2013

Flo Rida - "Whistle" UMVC3 Parody - "Foot Dive (The Doctor Doom Song)"

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Verse 1-
Yeah, I got myself a PHD
In kicking your ass
Cuz you think you know combos
But I know you just mash
Mash mash on the button
Try play with a stick
But doom is a champion
He can play with his dick
Marvel all day
From dusk to dawn
As I'm beating down Wesker with my rock hard on
Keep away all day
As the timer runs down
Eat my photon array
And sit your ass back down
You can find me hip hoppin'
Across the whole screen
Because my tri-dash is godlike
And my cape is green
Hidden missile in my pocket
You like my little rockets
Sit back and relax
Because you know you can't stop it  

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Verse 2-
Foot dive, foot dive, foot dive I'm the leader
I don't care if you bitch, you can call me a cheater
Now can I please get a little bit of meter?
Somebody tell Ammy that I don't want to feed her
I don't mean to be rude
But it's not my job
She's my THC bitch
Literally she's a dog
Okami shuffle full screen
With hyper combo team
I'll super jump in the air
Cuz I don't need no fucking wings
Better watch out for the skies
I'm coming down on your face
You wanna eat my feet
Here I'll let you have a taste
Foot dive
One more time
Foot dive
From the sky
Foot dive
Foot dive
Foot dive
Foot dive!

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby
Here we go

-Bridge-
Go on Strider you can work it
Let me see you teleport dive kick
I’mma sit back, while you drop it
Cuz I love the way you dive kick, dive kick, dive kick to me
Yeah, Wesker let that Foot dive knock you down now
Watch my food dive knock you to the ground

-Chorus-
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive baby
Top tier show
Girl I’m gonna show you how to Marvel
And we'll start real slow
You just activate X-factor for a Kool-aid glow
Can you beat my foot dive baby, foot dive Baby

Here we go