Sunday, August 26, 2012

"LMFAO - "Party Rock Anthem" Parody" - "Timber's Army Anthem(The Timbers Song)"

-Chorus-
Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-Wen gonna have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-wen gonna have a good time
Going crazy cuz it's soccer time
We just wanna see you...

Kick that!

-Verse-
Down in Portland the Timber's rock
You looking for some action we at the top
Nonstop while we're on the run
Feet moving so fast, yeah we're number one
And where the players, I gots to know
Tights socks, loose shirt, yeah we in control
Half White, Green white soccer hat
And our mascot, lumber jack
GOAL!
We're scoring all these goals
With Zizzo
We got that devilish team
Know what I mean
We're screaming
The timber's rock!
Yeah that's the crew that I'm reppin'
As I'm cheering for Mckenzie, Miller, Powell, and Gleeson

-Chorus-
Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Jeld-wen gonna have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Timber's army in the house tonight
Down at Portland gonna have a good time
Going crazy cuz it's soccer time
We just wanna see you...

Kick that!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

"The Federer Song" - Bruno Mars "Lazy Song" Parody Lyrics

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer

We wanna let Roger know we're his number one fans
Turn on the TV and cheer for our man
Another slam we know that he can

I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling with my racket
Watch the ATP so he can teach me how to smack it
Cuz on the court Fed is the freaking man
He’s done it, he’s won it, and he’ll do it once again

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

Yeah he might be father, but he's not retired yet
He's a really nice guy
Played some really nice sets
And when he wins a point he'll shout come on!
Yeah he might mess around hit a drop shot or a tweener
He can smash the balls at the guys wiener
But fed is just too classy of a guy
He's done it, he's won it, and he'll do it once again!

We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

He'll just strut in his vapor tours, because we know that Nike rules
La la la la la la la la la la
Plays with twins in the afternoon, and Wimbledon in June!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah , yeah, yeah


We still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz we think that you are the best
We're gonna put our Fed hats on, and wear em' the entire song
Because we still believe in you Roger Federer
Cuz you're the best

Cuz you're the best

Cuz you're the best

Monday, August 20, 2012

"Zombies on the Street" - Adele "Rolling in the Deep" Parody Lyrics

There are zombies walking on the street
They're eating human flesh, and to them we're bags of meat
Violently they will rip your skin to shreds
If you want to kill them, you must shoot them in the head

See how they'll eat every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that they will do
There are zombies walking on the street
They're eating human flesh, and to them we're bags of meat

The sound of your gun it leads them to us
They keep on coming and attacking us in hordes
The smell of your guts it leads them to us
They keep on coming

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Damn those Zombies for killing all I love
Watch out they'll bite you so don't get too goddamn close
Arm yourself and get ammo for you guns
Look for a silencer cuz sound can't be undone

(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
The sound of your gun it leads them to us
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They keep on coming and attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
The smell of your guts it leads them to us
They keep on coming
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
Zombies on the street
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
Leave you dying, while you're bleeding

Please remember that zombies aren't alive
We have to kill them all if we're going to survive
Killing zombies it seems that's all I know
But we can make it through this mess if we keep a little hope

(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Attacking us in hordes
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
In hordes, in hordes, in hordes, in hordes
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)

Attacking us in hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brains
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
Attacking us in Hordes
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Zombies on the street
(Blood is going to spill, zombies on the street)
They'll eat your heart, insides, and your brain
(Now I really wish God, never made zombies)
Leave you dying, you dying, you dying, on the street